River Boarding or You want me to do What!!!!
The day started out nice and sunny, we got up for breakfast and where instructed as to what we where going to be doing for the day. I went over picked up a set of fins and a wet suite ( $10 extra fro the suite but well worth it of you like not being cut up by rocks ). We got on the bus at 8 am and they took us on a nice 1h dive to the entry point. The safety lecture we received on the way was very informative describing what to do if we fell out of the raft, how to handle ourselves in the raft and how to get the hell out of the rapids if we find ourselves stuck in them. Of course this was all pointless as we where trying to swim in the rapids. Out River board guide simply said whatever you do don’t let go of the board and that was about it.
Now if I describe the entire day then this post will end up being several pages longer than I want to type so let me just point out the highlights. The first set of rapids where supposed to get the boarders and rafters a bit of practice in easier water. Let me describe what I remember of the first rapid. It when something like this.
Hmm I don’t se anything up ahead but I hear them, I wonder where they are......... Ah the water seems to drop up ahead that must be them........Oh that sure looks like a steep drop off............FUCK What the hell am I doing, why am I in the Ottawa river gripping a freaking piece of foam for dear life...........Big Wave.......Shit I just fell off of the piece of foam, must remember how to get back on........Im being spun around, im going to die aren’t I........Ah I made it back on, flat water again, must pass out now.......................That was fun let’s do it again.
Ok now there where quite a few rapids that day but there was only 1 I remembered the name of, “The Dragons Tongue”. I remember this one cause it’s the only one we ere not allowed to go down on boards. Class 5 rapid with a huge drop into a middle pool then another smaller drop. At the bottom however was a place where we where allowed to go surfing. At some points where water flows very fast over a shallow ledge you get a standing wave forming you can surf. That is what is depicted on the bottom of the web page I linked to. My best time is around 20 seconds on the wave, I was able to get on to my knees and kneel on the board, then the front of the board bit into the water and I was thrown into the water. Lot’s of fun.
Ok 3 big memory, the first rapid has a set of 3 features. We where to hit 2 of them as the third was too dangerous, that feature was named the something like the Greyhound shredder and consisted of a bunch of sharp rocks pointing out of the water. We hit the first wave and were instructed to turn hard right to take the second channel as the afore mentioned sharp pointy rocks where in the left hand channel. Two things scared the Shit out of me here first off was the island I did not see separating the channels until the last min. barely missing on my way though. Second was the biggest wave of the day that picked me up and launched me through he air flipping me upside down in the process, I was able to get back on my board quickly by this point however as I have had some practice before this point. I think every one was thrown off their boards at this point and it was the thing they decided to show us in the video they made during the day. And if we wanted a copy of this video on a bright and shiny CD it would only cost us the small sum of $50. Aren’t they generous.
Anyway I survived the day and had one of the best adventures of my life. This is defiantly not something for everyone, I would recommend it only to very good swimmers but if you are ever up fore and awesome challenge I defiantly recommend River boarding over rafting, who needs a boat when you have a chunk of Styrofoam with handles.