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Teletran-1 : Captains Log Suplimental

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Fed-Ex : Sipping hazerdus biological agents for over 20 years!

So say I was a scientist working on some potentioaly dangerous form of.......lets say Anthrax for example. Now I want to get a sampel of this class 3 contagon to a friend, maby a nother lab doing research. How exactly would i get it there? I think this is an interesting question because apparently someone in Winnipeg, Manitoba thinks Fed-Ex is the best way to do this.


Truck carrying anthrax involved in crash


This reminded me of the time i was working for UPS and we discovered that we where shipping shot gun primer shells. Now they said they where empty but why would a ammuniton companny ship empty primers. Now these are not to be confused with shells. Some people like to fill their own shot gun shells, because apparently the store bought ones dont kill well enough. These are the primers, the little metal buttons in the center that detonate when hit to set off the gunpowder in the shell. Yes thats right they are shock sensitive and we where throwing boxes of them around while loading the truck.

The moral of this story is never put your return address on a package when shipping drugs through the mail.

2 Comments:

  • Hey why dont you send us some of that cheap liquid Nitrogen through Fed-Ex they will never notice

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:31 p.m.  

  • LoL, I would but it would be all gone by the time it arrived. Why don't you try Paul. He lives in TO now and he may still have access to Trents supply.

    By Blogger Shawn Penson, at 4:46 p.m.  

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